it glows. i had to have it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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