Buhtt sex?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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