Christians are straight up FREAKS
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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