and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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