..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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