haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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