I don't think brook has ever known best
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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