Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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