Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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