I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she looked like the before picture.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
