found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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