That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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