I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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