11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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