you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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