I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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