How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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