You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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