My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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