you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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