so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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