just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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