Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize