i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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