Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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