Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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