By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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