You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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