p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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