This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
