what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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