is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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