we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Randomize