Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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