Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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