You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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