She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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