did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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