Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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