this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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