No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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