i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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