I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My dick has a subreddit
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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