I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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