Duck Duck Cougar?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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