Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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