Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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