i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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