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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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How did the beer even get there in the first place?

(734): View more from Michigan

That's not what's important right now

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now

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(425): View more from Washington

I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming

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(404): View more from Georgia

I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF

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