Say something about gay babies.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
