Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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