I just pynch a tree in the face
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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