How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am naked and annoyed.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
