Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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