if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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